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Today, I was sitting next to the guy I like and he was doing homework. Then, he looks up, his eyes meeting mine. His smooth voice mutters my name as his face inches closer to mine. I can feel his minty breath against my face. My pulse is racing. Then, he says "What's a pronoun?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46203) - you deserved it (7883)

On 04/26/2009 at 9:14pm - love - by theatreismylife (woman) - United States (California)

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