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Today, my dad, who lives hours away, called and told me he was getting married. Today. As in this evening. Guess I'm not invited. FML


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On 11/01/2010 at 6:15am - love - by Googlebug - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Well maybe he isn't having a wedding.. People get married at court houses all the time and considering he's an older man, maybe he didnt find it necessary to invite everyone and have all the frills. It's him and his new wife's special day. Don't be selfish

#7 - On 11/01/2010 at 11:26am by iheartglasses

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You're not invited!
Do I win?

#8 - On 11/01/2010 at 11:29am by Schitzomaniac

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