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Today, my boyfriend elbowed me in the eye while we were sleeping. His excuse: "You shouldn't have stayed over." FML

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On 10/27/2010 at 8:36am - love - by me - Australia (New South Wales)

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He has a point. I mean, it's not like people can control what they do whilst asleep, so if you didn't want to risk the occaisional elbow then you shouldn't have stayed over.
Not to mention he could have been joking.

#6 - On 10/27/2010 at 1:49pm by Cinn

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You shouldn't have had sex with him.

#1 - On 10/27/2010 at 1:46pm by aback

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