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Today, I woke to find my boyfriend of 2 years gone. I saw my little sister's talking bear at the bottom of my bed, it said "squeeze me" so I squeezed it and it said "it's over." It was my boyfriends voice. I was dumped by a talking bear. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (79227) - you deserved it (4340)

On 04/26/2009 at 8:35am - love - by shawty_x (woman) - United Kingdom (Hartlepool)

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At least he was creative

#4 - On 04/26/2009 at 2:04pm by pancakes_n_syrup

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Wow I'm at a loss for words.
It's amazing what stunts losers would pull to get out of having a mature, face-to-face talk with you.

#2 - On 04/26/2009 at 2:02pm by fermata

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