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Today, my crush walked me home. As my mom opens the door, she tells me in Russian how ugly he is, and that I have extremely bad taste. Out of all the languages in the world, he happens to be fluent in Russian. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32784) - you deserved it (2343)

On 10/13/2010 at 10:45am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Brunei Darussalam

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