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Today, I went over to this girl's house that I really like. I was planning on cooking her dinner. In the process, the grease in the pan got too hot and caught fire. We ended up having to call the fire department. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15862) - you deserved it (5846)

On 10/06/2010 at 5:31am - love - by fireman (man) - United States (Missouri)

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that was a hot date...

#1 - On 10/06/2010 at 10:15am by killa1894

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you like her house?

#20 - On 10/06/2010 at 10:24am by unfortunate_13

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