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Today, this guy I've been "seeing" for a year said he didn't want to share my birthday with me because he doesn't want us to get serious. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24309) - you deserved it (3411)

On 09/29/2010 at 2:24am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Arab Emirates (Dubai)

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He was probably busy with his wife and kids that day.

#9 - On 09/29/2010 at 6:42am by perdix

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ydi for not realizing you're just a booty call

#21 - On 09/29/2010 at 8:04am by rizzkiyoshi

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