Today, the guy I like recommended I buy this computer game. Wanting to impress him, I agreed. Turns out it was a joke. I am now the proud owner of Microsoft Train Simulator 2005, and he can't stop laughing. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of more than two years told me in front of all of our friends that he'd trade me for some Playstation 3 games. I laughed it off because I thought he was kidding. He made it clear that he was serious. FML
Today, in an effort to try and be closer to my girlfriend's son, I bought him an expensive Xbox game I know he desperately wanted so we could play it together. He was excited, until he realised that I that paid for it. He snapped the disc and threw the pieces in the bin. At least I tried. FML
Today, a customer spent ages bitching me out, because he refused to believe he needed to upgrade his computer, which still runs Windows 98, in order to install a modern game for his grandson. He ended up calling my manager and trying to get me fired for scamming him. FML
Today, I met a guy that I liked. We really hit it off, that is until his parents walked by and he started begging them, down on his hands and knees, to buy him a new video game. FML
Today, it's my husband's birthday. I tried to buy him a new computer game, to which he complained. I cooked him steak and his favorite cake, and got him another nice gift instead. Hours later, his online friends bought him a new game and it was the only time I saw him genuinely smile. FML
Today, I woke up to find The Sims 2 running on pause on my laptop. I unpaused to find my character and my boyfriend's were no longer together. Slightly confused, I went on to find the note my boyfriend left. It said, "I hope you can take a hint." I got dumped through a computer game. FML
Today, my best friend excitedly told me all about this new video game she'd just discovered that she thought I'd love. It was her Xmas present from me 2 years ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought yet another video game and played it all afternoon. Unlike me, our parrot is taking this situation rather well - for the past two hours he's been repeating, over and over, "EA Sports, it's in the game." FML
Today, when my boyfriend said it was time to play with his baby, I figured he was talking about me. He meant his Xbox. FML
Today, I came home to find my 25 year old boyfriend laughing hysterically at his laptop while he made Microsoft Sam say "feces", "penis", and "diarrhea". FML
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AyeItsMobleyy 0
lmao, at least you'll be a good train driver?
YaLuckyGal 0
LOL trains are cool though..:3
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AyeItsMobleyy 0
lmao, at least you'll be a good train driver?
hate_spoons 0
haha u shouldn't be so gulible
coco_MOO 0
LOL!!! better get your Thomas the train set back out :3
lilman02 0
<3 Thomas the tank engine :D
blankaex 0
Uh, did anyone else notice that OP is a guy? Awkward...
sheribb 5
just take that shit back and don't try to impress any one ever!
KingDingALing 9
Oh shit...19 is right... :/ Hope there isn't any homophobes out there...
marinus_fml 20
I'm homophobe! this is so ydi!!
blankaex 0
FMLs about girls are usually boring... Most of the time it's self-centred bitches complaining about fishing and not getting complimented. Other times it's a laugh when someone gets scared of a bug and somehow manages to get ztuck under a refrigerator. Usually, Guy FMLs are about money and being rejected, not very interesting. I like the ones with the female drivers or hilarious accidents. If that's what you mean about finding girls on FML.
sheribb 5
haha.
MissErikaHart 0
the guy u like sounds like a real douche
attatood 8
and that matters how? That is irrelevant to the situation.
Astroman129 7
I love how it is worth pointing out that OP is homosexual. Either way, YDI for not researching the game beforehand.
quite_bored 9
Well obviously he did that because he knew the fag likes him.
antonio12388 0
#33 I totally agree with you
Stupified 0
Chugga chugga chugga chugga CHOO CHOO! All aboard the rainbow train! Op, if thou wish to become a conductor of love thou must first become a conductor of trains! Train for trains and thou shalt gain!
that1guy1 13
I agree with 59. I always research a game before buying it, at the very least I'll ask a friend about it. Especially if the it's titled " train conducting for dummies"
pinkpillowz 0
if you haven't used it, can't you sell it online? or at least take it back??
mona_is_here 10
Reminded me of when I was 14 or so. Had a crush on a guy who was a fan of Metallica so in order to get closer to him, I pretended I liked the band too. I think, similar thing happened to everyone in their childhood. So no big deal, OP.
Spastastic 6
EDIT: Wtf, my comment ended up in the wrong place...
pinkpillowz 0
has anyone noticed that op is a guy?
SabrinaEstrella 0
28- You're a big muscle type guy and you're afraid of homosexuals? Yeah you're really manly. -_____-
attatood 8
@#116 What, there are no big muscular gay guys? What does sexual orientation have to do with that?
iknewyouwould 0
@82-i think by that he means that he was there when OP bought it
charmander1241 0
has anyone noticed you've copied #19's comment?
realportlandian 2
Homophobe...awkward
KtKD54 2
Oh. That seems really awkward now that u mentioned it
thefmlman2011 37
And that's awkward, why?
thelittlebeast01 0
wow ha ha thats sucks
SqueakyPanther 0
idk what that is so it doesn't matter to me!
YaLuckyGal 0
LOL trains are cool though..:3
Eliseopwns 22
I like trains. -whoosh-
lilman02 0
Did you die?
PixiiLuv 0
this isn't failblog dumbass
Person1233 13
I would say it's pretty close.
Annihilator 0
LMFAO
pieintheface 0
trains r cool
redoxy_fml 0
stfu
marleyvk 0
stfu
hahafylbutydi 0
lolllllllll epic ownage
4evanucks 0
OMIFGOD....thts one HOT bod alrite!
hairt 4
LOL UR PICTURE
NoraT_fml 6
nice pic. now if only it was really you.
attatood 8
not even a real pic #10... looks like a graphic from a video game or something.
ohSNAPyall 27
What are you talking about? Girls do it all the time on this site. Yes, it's annoying and insecure, but it's not new.
jinxthejinx 0
Yeah… hahafylbutydi should have at least chosen a more realistic 'hot guy' photo to use. This one is just too over the top. I didn't think "ooh, this guy is hot!"… I thought "what an insecure puss-face."
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
FINALLY! I've been waiting for someone to call this fartknocker out on his pic. IMO, it's not attractive or classy for anyone to post such pics, girl or guy. They make you seem, at best, like a ****, at worst, like a desperate faker. That goes for both genders.
seymourlilly17 0
I love you 94.
icraziie 0
aww he took it off hahaha ..owned
doublelover 0
haha I can't stop laughing either thinking that you actually fell for it.
untoward 0
u could just return it and stop talking to the guy
ImaginaryFoe 1
I didn't even realise it was possible to buy that. YDI for trying to impress him with a game purchase, for failing to do a minimum of research, for having no sense of humour or liking a pranking prick. Pick a reason but it boils down to YDI.
perdix 31
Are you sure this guy you like is also gay? If he's not, you're lucky he didn't send you on a wild goose chase to buy that video game, Ms. Fudge-Pack-Man.
seymourlilly17 0
Epic... Now where might I find Ms. Fudge Pack-Man?