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Today, my husband told me he had been cheating on me for the past 8 months. Twenty minutes later, he asked me what was for dinner. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36575) - you deserved it (2778)

On 09/18/2010 at 7:13pm - love - by fmldailyyy - Ireland (Limerick)

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it sucks but you kinda deserved it for not showing him the door within those 20 minutes

#5 - On 09/19/2010 at 3:09am by merritalstatus

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Tell him it's cooked testicles.

#7 - On 09/19/2010 at 3:10am by shy89

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