Today, my girlfriend and I broke up. When I got home from work, I came home to glitter. EVERYWHERE. Guess who forgot to get the key to his apartment back from his ex-girlfriend. The guy who's having his family over for dinner tonight. FML

by Anonymous / 09/15/2010 at 7:34pm / United States (Texas) / Love

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  • Were you dating Ke$ha, by any chance?

    #1 - On 09/16/2010 at 3:19am by Ignorance

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  • "Glitter is the herpes of arts and crafts."

    Good luck.

    #2 - On 09/16/2010 at 3:19am by shy89

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