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Today, I talked to my crush for half an hour. It wasn't until I was home that I realised I had some remains of the sausage roll I ate an hour earlier spread all over my teeth. FML

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On 09/01/2010 at 9:26pm - love - by Rollymouth - Sent from mobile version

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His sausage roll will be there next.

#2 - On 09/02/2010 at 3:05am by Freeze

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Ooooooh, that really sucks. I hate it when you have something stuck in your teeth and you don't notice until after you've talked to a lot of people. FYL, OP. You'll live though

#4 - On 09/02/2010 at 3:07am by AudaciouslyInsan

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