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Today, I ended up sleeping on the dirty floor because my sister didn't want to share a king sized bed with me. She got up to get a drink and stepped on my face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32897) - you deserved it (5122)

On 08/20/2010 at 2:20am - love - by Fml24609 - United States (New York)

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haha ouch. tell your sister to sleep on the floor and you step on her face

#6 - On 08/20/2010 at 9:59am by tbone4875

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oww

#1 - On 08/20/2010 at 9:57am by pieintheface

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