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Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34965) - you deserved it (3143)

On 08/11/2010 at 2:50am - love - by sadface - United States

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What a whore.

#1 - On 08/11/2010 at 10:07am by Poppycocky

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Well then be glad to get rid of her. She just needed a reason to break it off, sorry :/

#6 - On 08/11/2010 at 10:09am by Sun_Kissed18

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