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Today, I had a fancy dinner date with a really hot guy. Near the end of our meal, he asked if I wanted to go back to his place. As soon as we walked in the door, he started a religious debate with his room mate. It's been 45 minutes and its still going. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26784) - you deserved it (3795)

On 08/11/2010 at 12:09am - love - by bitchasshonky - Sent from mobile version

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Then leave.

#1 - On 08/11/2010 at 6:26am by FFML_314

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Tell his flatmate that god said to go forth and multiply.. so unless he wants to go against god's word to get the hell out of your way so you can boink said guys brains out.

#7 - On 08/11/2010 at 6:33am by Jimboom

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