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Today, my 24 year old girlfriend plugged her ears and stomped her feet while making really loud noises in our local video store. She then refused to stop until I agreed to rent and watch The Notebook with her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31644) - you deserved it (12404)

On 08/06/2010 at 12:34pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

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real men watch the notebook. AND cry when its over

#8 - On 08/06/2010 at 5:22pm by fisheatsbear

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Good movie.
Is she 2 or 4 ?

#1 - On 08/06/2010 at 5:20pm by iicaptain

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