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Today, as soon as I got home, my girlfriend was waiting for me at the door. She told me she was breaking up with me, the reason? She found a girl's shirt in my closet and that she didn't need a cheating boyfriend. That shirt was mine. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49532) - you deserved it (9124)

On 04/22/2009 at 4:15pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Quebec)

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wow. the simple fact that you wear girls' shirts and had a girlfriend is astounding.

#3 - On 04/22/2009 at 9:03pm by immafiremylaser

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aww man that sucks

waiiiittt why you wearin girly clothing??? if someone was to go so far as to say that u wear girls clothes....MASCULINITY CHECK AISLE 4

#6 - On 04/22/2009 at 9:05pm by yeaboiii

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