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Today, as soon as I got home, my girlfriend was waiting for me at the door. She told me she was breaking up with me, the reason? She found a girl's shirt in my closet and that she didn't need a cheating boyfriend. That shirt was mine. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56095) - you deserved it (11424)

On 04/22/2009 at 4:15pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Quebec)

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wow. the simple fact that you wear girls' shirts and had a girlfriend is astounding.

#3 - On 04/22/2009 at 9:03pm by immafiremylaser

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Wow, she dumped you AND dissed your fashion sense. What a great woman.

#4 - On 04/22/2009 at 9:04pm by Riceball

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