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Today, my girlfriend and I went on vacation. We flew 2000 miles, got off the plane, got our bags and stood outside the airport for our ride. She looks at me and says, "I can't do this anymore." So, she broke up with me and flew back home. Now I'm on vacation alone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39708) - you deserved it (3546)

On 07/30/2010 at 2:38am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Indiana)

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at least you're on vacation.
your ex had to fly back 2000 miles by herself.

#4 - On 07/30/2010 at 10:36am by roflinyourwaffle

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what a waste of time

#1 - On 07/30/2010 at 10:33am by bARbi3_d0Ll

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