Today, I worked up the courage at lunch to sit next to the girl I've been in love with for 3 years. Everything was going great. That is, until I sneezed and my retainer shot out my mouth, and landed in her lap. FML

by braceface / 07/07/2010 at 9:17am / United Kingdom (Rhondda Cynon Taff) / Love

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  • Chances are buddy you don't /love/ her. You're young, it sucks, but it's okay :)
    There will be new girls, better girls and besides if this girl is soooo off put by this retainer thing. She isn't right for you.

    #5 - On 07/07/2010 at 1:02pm by whoknowsme

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  • wtf kind of sneeze is that?
    and if you wouldve covered your mouth, your retainer wouldve stayed in place.

    #15 - On 07/07/2010 at 1:13pm by tincans

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