Chey1309
United States
Today, I asked my boyfriend if I looked alright for our date. He said, "Honey, you look fine, just don't go out in public like that." FML
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El_Pwnzor 0
ROFL, all the guys in the comments say she was probably dressing like a tramp. All the girls think the guy is a jerk.
OwNowBrownCow 0
you look like a fool with those buns
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Comments (185)
OwNowBrownCow 0
you look like a fool with those buns
danieltheman 0
lol agreed
superbadd 0
haha I love that commercial
azeen 0
idgi
Nena713 0
It sounds like a joke to me
omgshaylaaa 0
you might want to talk to him about that.. that's rude!!!
nappyBic 0
public is no place for your birthday suit. I should know
SouthSideGummi 0
that sucks
highbie 0
omg lol
ShorTiE4LyFe 0
Ooooh BURN! ;)
jade567 0
it's sounds like a joke. like he thinks op is soo sexy that guys will be all over her if she goes out like that?
LaneyyLOVE 0
uhm what is op?
jassporah 0
op means original poster
Freeze_fml 17
Orange panda.
OwNowBrownCow 0
OP= Orange Piss
glider23 0
OP- Orgasmic peanuts
michael419 0
smoke weed, have fun, who gives a **** what you look like! ParTY nAKeD
SupxD 0
haha serious use of sarcasm...! duh..! it's like me saying number 6 is cute..! haha jk she is
CeeJayDreams 0
Every nigguh on FML tries to hit on girls aha
Stevefett 0
Ogre Passion
Dragons_corner 6
does anyone know what she was wearing?? if my GF wear something way to revealing I would say the same thing.
priscilla_28 5
He probably just wanted to keep you in all to himself. :b Seriously though... don't go out in public like that.
Dragons_corner 6
85 I agree she would be my eye candy and more. she can flunt it but not to much.
Dragons_corner 6
I guess my iPod wants flunt but I wanted flaunt.
priscilla_28 5
Orgies & Pastrami mmm Yummy! :)
superbadd 0
44 took mine
FFML_314 12
Superbad, you and im_banned need to get together.
Raleigh_bruh 7
Annabanana, I love you sweetheart. :] Also, I agree. I see many similarities in the two.
mynewaccount 8
oh boy. lol.
FFML_314 12
Reezy, I love you too. They fit perfectly together!
DamnDatFML 0
Don't listen to these fools, OP is Orgasmic Platypus
Minor_Prophet 0
Wrong! OP is Owl's Penetrating =D
FFML_314 12
Hi :/
Minor_Prophet 0
Lol you dont recognise me ay? Its Kyle =]
superbadd 0
Uhm... What?!
jasonwuthere 0
LMAO!!! @ #1
Roflmaaark 0
OP is Ornamental Penis. We decided that a while back.
PurpleMonkeysFor 0
it's called joking op ? get a sence of humor
Blame_The_Dog 0
You have a funny bf, FYL? NO! NOT FYL! The only attempt that my girl ever makes at jokes is when she screws up dinner and says "well I guess we'll get takeout!" then does a weird drumroll at the end to make it sound like a comedy act. Basically it actually makes me leave the house, and almost makes me not go back. EVERY NIGHT.
Blame_The_Dog 0
Why is that 105? Isn't Im_Banned that guy with the hair that calls everyone dumb but always spells it 'dum'? Superbadd is an asshole, but not like that, more like a fun-sized jerk, if that makes sense?
diirty_brunette 0
p
FFML_314 12
Lol, I meant because they are both all over the place on FML. I wasn't being offensive :P
ATL_chris 6
lol pwned
xXLenaXx 0
boyfriendWIN. :D what were you wearing? borat's neon man-kini?
TaylorTotsYumm 10
#56 is correct
fakeking2 0
lol bf must not know what nice is maybe that's why he is with u o.o
superbadd 0
143 D: your mean
thatonek1d 0
damn judgemental society!!!!!!
BeachPanda 0
think op should officially be changed to orange panda and he said honey?.... lmao
DonkeyDelight 0
#1 your grammar is awfully impressive for a cow.
schnitzel5 0
the word "fine" is so misleading, cukkah mukka takka
stephy209 0
You sir forgot the part where they guy yells NURSE!
azeen 0
sucks
Raleigh_bruh 7
Sarcasm much? Or maybe he was being serious.. Either way, that sucks.
secretlovee 0
yea i agree he was prolly joking
Sun_Kissed18 25
Maybe but what if she was wearing something very low cut? I'm sure my boyfriend wouldn't like me to go in public looking slutty but for a private date he'd be fine haha
tencentsakiss 19
yea 147, that's what my thought was. I think the boyfriend thought she looked a little too good and he didn't want other men to look at her.
black_knight402 0
did you guys have your date in his basement
Loosifur 0
just remind him, everything can come off and be undone. ;D
malaka6131 0
i just moderated this one! lol
OwNowBrownCow 0
*high five*
glider23 0
*double high five*
ughblahsuckit 0
triple high five!
glider23 0
Down low. Oh, too slow!
LoganBballin16 0
ur eyes look like cool/creapy in ur pic lol
ughblahsuckit 0
that's not fair! I didn't even get a chanceeee! haha. anddd whos eyes are you talking about?
glider23 0
Sorry, I'm just too quick! :D
ughblahsuckit 0
Booooo!! haha.
ughblahsuckit 0
whattttt?
BassGirl 5
134-Do you not know what that is? I'm the one who posted it, I just changed my name.
ughblahsuckit 0
if I knew what it was I wouldn't have said whaatt? Hah.
BassGirl 5
it's when two guys turn a girl into fingercuffs and they highfive over her back.
ughblahsuckit 0
ha. ok
ashleynonymous 0
Were you dressed like a hooker?
morganavery33 5
ha
FFML_314 12
I am definately sensing sarcasm on this one.
summerlove333 0
someone can't take a joke
Blazer7990 0
Today, my amazing girlfriend of 2 years asked me how she looked before our date. Sarcasticly, I told her that she looked fine but just not to go out in public. I thought she could take a joke because she already knew I thought she was beautiful. She ran away crying. FML
DamnDatFML 0
See what I don't get is that if you were actually the person and you wrote this, it would sound like a ydi, Fml opinions are all based upon how the FML is worded IMO
RAWRitsAshley 0
sounds like he was joking OP