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Today, I asked my boyfriend if I looked alright for our date. He said, "Honey, you look fine, just don't go out in public like that." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24739) - you deserved it (4199)

On 06/28/2010 at 11:19pm - love - by Chey1309 - United States (Michigan)

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