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Today, I had a date with a girl at a fancy restaurant. In the middle of it she says, "Excuse me, I have to use the bathroom." I watched her get up, walk over to the door, leave, get in her car, and drive away. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38982) - you deserved it (5450)

On 06/07/2010 at 10:21pm - love - by Th3BaconNinja (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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she doesn't like using public bathrooms?

#2 - On 06/08/2010 at 3:06am by itz_towelie

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yo that's gotta be the coldest shit I have ever read...

#3 - On 06/08/2010 at 3:06am by scarface90

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