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Today, I've been dieting and working out trying to work towards some solid abs because I know my girlfriend digs that stuff. I've been miserable trying to achieve this goal, plus to make things even better while kissing today she grabbed my stomach and said "I just love your abs of... flab." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22057) - you deserved it (3304)

On 06/01/2010 at 12:35am - love - by AbFlab (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

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