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Today, I've been dieting and working out trying to work towards some solid abs because I know my girlfriend digs that stuff. I've been miserable trying to achieve this goal, plus to make things even better while kissing today she grabbed my stomach and said "I just love your abs of... flab." FML


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On 06/01/2010 at 12:35am - love - by AbFlab (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

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Lol, poor you, at least she loves them!

#1 - On 06/01/2010 at 6:34am by Chrisboy93

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Dude, abs aren't an easy thing to achieve. They can take years. Be glad your girlfriend was at least trying to be nice. And if youre miserable trying to get them, then don't bother anymore. Your girlfriend should still like you regardless of your flabyness.

#21 - On 06/01/2010 at 7:47am by Primus

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