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Today, the girl that I fancy was sick and I offered to hug her, but she protested saying that she didn't want to get me sick. I told her, "If hugging you gets me sick, then I'll just have to deal with being sick." She gave me the biggest hug she could. I haven't stopped puking since. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9908) - you deserved it (39895)

On 05/28/2010 at 12:15am - love - by TheSickness (man) - United States (Connecticut)

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well go you for making her feel better at least. but that's the price we pay to impress girls lol

#4 - On 05/28/2010 at 6:16am by JMWHS

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Fuhohoho!~ You asked for it, you deal with it!

#2 - On 05/28/2010 at 6:15am by Mirorbo

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