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Today, I shaved my legs and pits for the first time this summer. It took 3 disposable razors and an hour to get the job done. I've clearly been single for far too long. FML

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On 05/20/2010 at 7:04am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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Well if you don't have one of those buzz cut razors to work it off with then get scissors out and trim it down. It will take a lot less time with the disposable razor if you do it that way first..and from now on you need to shave more often..because that's just disgusting!

#1 - On 05/20/2010 at 10:24am by ShadowPunkChick

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ydi if you think being in a relationship is the only reason you should keep up with yourself.

#5 - On 05/20/2010 at 10:29am by meganm922

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