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Man or woman?

Today, I was relaxing alone at a bar when I was approached by the most gorgeous woman I've ever seen. She was too good to be true, so I asked, "Is this some kind of a prank?" She immediately turned around and left. She thought I was calling her ugly. I'll never see her again. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16352) - you deserved it (72896)

On 04/17/2009 at 2:29am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

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maybe she left because you were onto her secret plans and clever tricks

#1 - On 04/17/2009 at 10:03am by PTERONOPHOBIA

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youre an idiot

#4 - On 04/17/2009 at 10:06am by f_this_noise

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