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Today, the girl I love told me she was sick of guys. I replied that I happened to be a guy. She laughed and said "No, I mean the boyfriend type!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (48360) - you deserved it (4379)

On 02/22/2009 at 2:16am - love - by Marleck (man) - United States (Georgia)

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You are wasting your life hoping for something to happen. She doesn't deserve your attention.

#1 - On 02/22/2009 at 6:16am by Rollercoaster

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story of my life too

#3 - On 02/22/2009 at 6:41am by loser

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