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Today, I was working as a swim instructor for kids. Teaching them not to be afraid of the water, I put my face in the water and blew bubbles. I asked them to try it. All of them did, except for one. I went right to him and blew bubbles again. He then said to me, "but I just peed in that water." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (86190) - you deserved it (8495)

On 04/14/2009 at 4:51am - kids - by poolboy (man) - United States (Nevada)

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#2 How does he deserve it?
Oh I gotcha, OP teaches kids to swim so he deserves a face full of child piss.......

But man that does suck. At least you were blowing bubbles and none of the water went in your mouth.
Still pretty gross

#5 - On 04/14/2009 at 10:10am by Drode

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thats gross

#1 - On 04/14/2009 at 10:01am by TRAX

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