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Today, my dad tried to convince my mother to stay with him. "Think of all the great times we've had," he said and started naming off quite a few. Too bad none of them were about the three kids they had together, all were vacations. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16658) - you deserved it (2695)

On 02/10/2010 at 9:32am - kids - by Mers (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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she probably wants to leave because she's got such whiny-ass children who think everything should be about them. he made the right move by not pulling the "what about the children" card, he's trying to convince her THEIR RELATIONSHIP is worth saving.

#13 - On 02/10/2010 at 1:58pm by fretforyerlatte

See in context

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Maybe you were all accidents.

#2 - On 02/10/2010 at 1:52pm by dupedlez

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