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Today, at my job as a cashier, a man and his 3-year old son got in line. The father said, "Give this to the pretty lady," looking at me. The kid looks at me, looks at his dad, and walks over to the next cashier. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55706) - you deserved it (2777)

On 04/04/2009 at 9:07pm - kids - by Nottheprettylady (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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The FML portion was the fact that the little boy disagreed.

#2 - On 04/05/2009 at 6:01am by SoBlonde

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A man calls you pretty and that's an FML? Weak.

#1 - On 04/05/2009 at 5:55am by zargon

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