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Today, my little sister asked me what she would look like when she got older. I told her that she would probably look a lot like me. She started to cry. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23132) - you deserved it (2493)

On 02/06/2010 at 3:15am - kids - by Misty3242 (woman) - United States (California)

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