Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?
Email notification?

Today, my little sister asked me what she would look like when she got older. I told her that she would probably look a lot like me. She started to cry. FML

#7927518
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25036) - you deserved it (2723)

On 02/06/2010 at 3:15am - kids - by Misty3242 (woman) - United States (California)

Oops's life also sucks
Today, I was talking to a female friend online. She was typing out a story bit by bit…

goldenshower also deserved it
Today, I woke up at a guy's house drunk and soaked in my own pee. I had passed out with…

Top comments

tears of joy?

#2 - On 02/06/2010 at 10:09am by soccer1788

See in context

+17

Nothing like a cold dose of reality in your younger years, eh?

#3 - On 02/06/2010 at 10:10am by swaneh

See in context

+8

Comments

Loading...

Comments

Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!



Allison Myres Perry & Jim Perry 's illustrated FML

Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • FML’s Roommates from hell
  • If we could, we’d probably all live on our own. Exotic dancers would do our cleaning and housework; bartenders would serve us glamorous cocktails with mini paper umbrellas in them every hour on the dot. We would…

Monday 20 May 2013

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on:

© 2008-2013 by