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Today, I got my long hair cut in a short pixie cut. When my five year old daughter saw me she laughed and proclaimed 'You look just like a man!'. That afternoon I got a concerned call from the school. My daughter has told everyone 'mummy has gone away, I now have two daddies!' FML

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On 04/02/2009 at 12:14pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)

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You should cut your little girl's hair just like yours. :P

#5 - On 04/02/2009 at 6:33pm by Lotus_Eater

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Must be a Catholic school.

#13 - On 04/02/2009 at 6:39pm by littlemuffet

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