By Anonymous - 02/04/2009 16:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I got my long hair cut in a short pixie cut. When my five year old daughter saw me she laughed and proclaimed 'You look just like a man!'. That afternoon I got a concerned call from the school. My daughter has told everyone 'mummy has gone away, I now have two daddies!' FML
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Lotus_Eater 0

You should cut your little girl's hair just like yours. :P

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Linx_fml 0

HAhahaha , Bruetly honest children = WIN :D

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theflamezbegin 0

Like... a short... PIXIE cut... as in... like... Alice?

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crmellon 0

did you just make a twilight reference? FML

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Djosef_fml 0

Did you just catch a Twilight reference? FYL indeed.

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NthDakotaBeaches 12

I would hope that if somebody said that at any other school it would be a cause for concern too.

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Andy_King 0

you should shave her head, or cut her hair really short/bad. that would be funny revenge

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castielnovak 13

You probably shouldn't plan on having children anytime soon.

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alwaysalady 0

My mom did that and my brothers thought she was someone else and would't go near her for days

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bluecoconuts 0

You can't really win these days, all the little boys have long hair like the girls now anyway.

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gesseniasxangel 0

Rofl. Your daughter deserves props for this one. XD

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nobody_special 0

I laughed at my mom too when she got a really short haircut, except I didn't' think that I had two "daddies" ... Kids can be so funny.

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666midnight 0

Lol, are you the giver or the taker? :P Sorry had to ask 2 daddies lmao XD

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