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Today, my ten year-old brother told me that his thirteen year-old friend took one of my bras and two pairs of my underwear a few weeks ago. Apparently he took them out of my room, put them on, and has been sleeping with them ever since. He's coming to give them back tomorrow. FML

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what a little weirdo...

#2 - On 01/26/2010 at 3:17am by ur_lifeblows

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Tomorrow he's coming over with your underwear? Trust me, he's been coming over your underwear for weeks! You'll probably get pregnant if you put them on.

Send his parents a bill for the cost of the stolen items. He can keep the old crusties.

#45 - On 01/26/2010 at 12:11pm by perdix

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