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Today, the 6 year old girl I was babysitting asked me, "Why are you so ugly? Are you an alien? Because aliens are about as ugly as you are." FML


I agree, your life sucks (36627) - you deserved it (3747)

On 01/01/2010 at 10:41am - kids - by silverstar189 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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punch the bitch

#6 - On 01/01/2010 at 2:08pm by Breeneefml12

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No offense but little kids speak the truth.

#1 - On 01/01/2010 at 2:05pm by rm010

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