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Today, the 6 year old girl I was babysitting asked me, "Why are you so ugly? Are you an alien? Because aliens are about as ugly as you are." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26114) - you deserved it (2592)

On 01/01/2010 at 10:41am - kids - by silverstar189 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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