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Today, I have been stuck in the bathroom. Apparently, my 8 year old son decided to sneak in some TurboLax into the juice we left out for Santa. Well played son. FML

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On 12/25/2009 at 11:15am - kids - by BathroomMuch (man) - United States (California)

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hahaha your son is awesome

#1 - On 12/25/2009 at 4:29pm by noidea

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...You didn't HAVE to drink it. Pretty sure he wouldn't be able to tell the difference between down the drain and down your throat. I would never drink juice or especially milk that had been left out for a while. LOL

#2 - On 12/25/2009 at 4:29pm by LMFAO_fail

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