Today, my 15 year old son told me he had his first kiss. I told him how I was the same age when I had mine, and then I told him all kinds of wild stories about things I did in my childhood and college life. Truth is, I made them all up. I didn't get kissed till I was 24, and laid till I was 28. FML

by Sadface / 12/06/2009 at 12:34pm / United States (Florida) / Kids

Comment this

Make sure your text complies with our rules

Top comments

  • Why would you even lie about that? I don't understand parents that worry more about looking cool to their kids rather than being a good role model to them.

    #3 - On 12/06/2009 at 5:12pm by automatedeffemel

    See in context

  • You didn't have to lie. Your son didn't ask you about anything.
    You could of said "sweet!" and moved on.

    #6 - On 12/06/2009 at 5:16pm by fatherpunk

    See in context