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Today, my 15 year old son told me he had his first kiss. I told him how I was the same age when I had mine, and then I told him all kinds of wild stories about things I did in my childhood and college life. Truth is, I made them all up. I didn't get kissed till I was 24, and laid till I was 28. FML


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On 12/06/2009 at 12:34pm - kids - by Sadface (man) - United States (Florida)

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Why would you even lie about that? I don't understand parents that worry more about looking cool to their kids rather than being a good role model to them.

#3 - On 12/06/2009 at 5:12pm by automatedeffemel

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You didn't have to lie. Your son didn't ask you about anything.
You could of said "sweet!" and moved on.

#6 - On 12/06/2009 at 5:16pm by fatherpunk

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