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Today, I realized that you should never teach your 6 year old child how to use the microwave, unless you want to be cleaning melted pet fish for about half an hour. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37072) - you deserved it (10392)

On 12/01/2009 at 5:24pm - kids - by poopiemanlol - Canada (Ontario)

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Lovely :| I think you need to teach your child not to kill pets!

#4 - On 12/01/2009 at 8:02pm by Fmypanda

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lol, aww poor pet fish. but u should have been watching her!

#5 - On 12/01/2009 at 8:02pm by Alice_Cullen7

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