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Today, my grandson asked how old I am and whether I'd seen Mammoths "for real" when I was a kid. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32310) - you deserved it (4360)

On 11/29/2009 at 2:13am - kids - by Granmacathy (woman) - United States (New York)

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If he's only, like, 6 then isn't that kind of cute? He doesn't know any better, give the kid a break :)

#2 - On 11/29/2009 at 6:22am by rainbow_laces

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In high school I worked in a kindergarten class and one of the students asked me if my mommy was dead... I said no... she was shocked and said, "But you have boobs!" lol... I guess she thought anyone who had boobs (an "adult") had dead parents!

#12 - On 11/29/2009 at 7:13am by MiaKong

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