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Today, while at a hotel for vacation with my brother and his wife, I was watching their two-month old daughter in the waterpark when a woman came up to me and said, "Aww your kid is so adorable! Don't worry, you'll get your figure back in no time." I'm a fourteen year old girl. FML

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On 11/28/2009 at 9:14pm - kids - by Shannon (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

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99% of the ppl tht commented this r all bitches..u guys are probably fat..shes fuckin 14..its bitches like u tht make kids wanna kill themselves..fuck u guys

#19 - On 11/29/2009 at 4:29am by illy88

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ouch.

#1 - On 11/29/2009 at 3:05am by borabora1991

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