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Today, I was working at the school when one of the kids came crying to me about needing help with his zipper after a little "accident". Forbidden by a district ordinance to touch them in certain areas, there was nothing I could do; to which he cried and pissed his pants. Again. FML

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On 11/18/2009 at 1:05am - kids - by not_trained_for_this (woman) - United States (California)

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Then tell them to go to the Nurse, who obviously can touch students anywhere the nurse sees fit,

#1 - On 11/18/2009 at 6:13am by RJB

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Don't worry, you didn't fall for that old trick. I used to do it again and again at school to get the pretty teachers to touch my dick. (That's before all those "policies" showed up. Damn policies!)

They said I had to stop because it was no longer cute. . .

In my junior year. . .

Of college.

#12 - On 11/18/2009 at 8:51am by perdix

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