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Today, my husband and I put our 9 month old twins to bed and went outside to enjoy a very rare few minutes with each other, a couple of beers, with a baby monitor. He shut the sliding glass door, and I watched the bar that locks it accidentally slide into locked position. All the other doors were locked. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20695) - you deserved it (5587)

On 11/16/2009 at 3:10pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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