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Today, I got a call from my ex asking if I could fix her computer. I brought my 7 year old son with me. On the way I told him, how I hated her, but I can't be rude. Once we get there, I say to her "it's nice to see you." My son says "but I thought you said you want her to fall off a bridge?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8776) - you deserved it (43825)

On 11/08/2009 at 8:08pm - kids - by Dan (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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One of the many lessons in parenthood: Children can not and WILL not keep their little traps shut!

#3 - On 11/09/2009 at 4:01am by Luckster

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This is when you hide CP on her hard drive

#1 - On 11/09/2009 at 3:53am by allmidnighteyes

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