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Today, after I bathed my nine month old, I laid her on my bed to grab a diaper. I turned around to see that she'd peed on my comforter. I then put her in her playpen to put my cover in the wash. I came back into the room to get her, and saw she'd taken off her diaper. She'd crapped in her playpen. FML


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On 11/04/2009 at 8:23pm - kids - by raebay (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

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Haha kids...

#1 - On 11/05/2009 at 3:22am by UpYourself

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Its just what Kids a mom you sjhould know to put a towel under her if shes on your bed and if shes prone to taking of her nappy she should have had trousers or a vest with the buttons done up at the bottom common sense really

#6 - On 11/05/2009 at 3:29am by Krystakitty

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