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Today, after I bathed my nine month old, I laid her on my bed to grab a diaper. I turned around to see that she'd peed on my comforter. I then put her in her playpen to put my cover in the wash. I came back into the room to get her, and saw she'd taken off her diaper. She'd crapped in her playpen. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27978) - you deserved it (7563)

On 11/04/2009 at 8:23pm - kids - by raebay (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

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Haha kids...

#1 - On 11/05/2009 at 3:22am by UpYourself

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Get used to it, lol. As soon as they are potty trained they'll start in with the wall-drawing, food painting, and make-up stealing. Take it in stride, lol

#7 - On 11/05/2009 at 3:37am by marshmallowmouse

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