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Today, after I bathed my nine month old, I laid her on my bed to grab a diaper. I turned around to see that she'd peed on my comforter. I then put her in her playpen to put my cover in the wash. I came back into the room to get her, and saw she'd taken off her diaper. She'd crapped in her playpen. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20677) - you deserved it (5831)

On 11/04/2009 at 8:23pm - kids - by raebay (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

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