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Today, I was at the McDonalds drive-thru getting my morning coffee, when some guy slammed into the back of my car. I'm so happy I was holding the cup between my legs at that very moment, because now I have 2nd degree burns on my lady parts. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28983) - you deserved it (5081)

On 11/04/2009 at 2:02pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Germany (Bayern)

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