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Today, my son couldn't find all the parts to his Cub Scout uniform. I had a serious talk with him about being prepared, and how he would need to live with the consequences of not having the right outfit on. When we arrived at the meeting, everyone was in costumes because it's Halloween. I forgot. FML

I agree, your life sucks (3611) - you deserved it (25606)

On 10/29/2009 at 3:20pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

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