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Today, my daughter threw a can of hairspray into the fireplace because she saw someone do it on YouTube. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31948) - you deserved it (3425)

On 10/25/2009 at 5:06am - kids - by oh dear - Sent from mobile version

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In other words: "I fail as a parent, Internet is raising my kids."
I agree, fuck your life. And fuck your kids' lives, too.

#4 - On 10/25/2009 at 11:34am by dacho

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notice the daughters age is never mentioned. she could be 20 and still living at home, she could be 11 and only a kid.

#7 - On 10/25/2009 at 11:45am by RockyII5

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