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Today, I found some charges on my credit card for two round trip tickets to Las Vegas. Turns out my daughter and her stoner, unemployed boyfriend stole my credit card and flew to Vegas over the weekend to get married. I paid for my daughter's elopement. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31112) - you deserved it (2651)

On 09/13/2009 at 7:10pm - kids - by Broeman (man) - United States (New York)

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