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Today, I found some charges on my credit card for two round trip tickets to Las Vegas. Turns out my daughter and her stoner, unemployed boyfriend stole my credit card and flew to Vegas over the weekend to get married. I paid for my daughter's elopement. FML


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On 09/13/2009 at 7:10pm - kids - by Broeman (man) - United States (New York)

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I would report her for stealing your credit card. You would have 2 things.

1. Your money back

2. Your dumbshit daughter would have to pay for her crimes.

#24 - On 09/14/2009 at 8:42am by Captain_Jello

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I would disown her. Really, I would.

#7 - On 09/14/2009 at 4:22am by englishmuffin

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