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Today, I was desperate to teach my 2-year old to use her potty. I had to pee, and thought maybe she would learn by watching me use it. Everything was going well, until I realized that I had a long pee. So long that it overfilled her potty all over. FML


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On 08/16/2009 at 5:05pm - kids - by Overflow (woman) - United States (California)

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You didn't think to show her by peeing in a big kids' toilet?
YDI for that genius idea.

#7 - On 08/16/2009 at 7:49pm by banana2022

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eww, you used a toddler potty?
you couldnt just use a toilet?

#9 - On 08/16/2009 at 7:53pm by outofmyelement

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