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Today, I was babysitting some kids and helping them make a poster about insects. They couldn't think of any more insects to add so I suggested a spider, and got told to "not be a dumbass, spiders aren't insects they're arachnids." The girl is six. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13347) - you deserved it (36294)

On 07/27/2009 at 12:52pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

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