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Today, I babysat the most annoying and obnoxious kids for almost eight hours, when the parents assured me that they would only be gone about three or so hours. After constant calling and worrying, they finally showed up at 11:30, completely drunk. The mother paid me with three dollars and a banana. FML


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On 07/21/2009 at 6:17pm - kids - by GabsAlot829 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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FYL for babysitting Donkey Kong's kids.

#2 - On 07/22/2009 at 3:56am by DrAwesome

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Punch her in the face, and smear the banana in her eyes before you take her wallet.

#4 - On 07/22/2009 at 4:01am by coopcas

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