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Today, I babysat the most annoying and obnoxious kids for almost eight hours, when the parents assured me that they would only be gone about three or so hours. After constant calling and worrying, they finally showed up at 11:30, completely drunk. The mother paid me with three dollars and a banana. FML
Punch her in the face, and smear the banana in her eyes before you take her wallet.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 1 September 2014