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Today, I took my daughter to the lake. She told me she had to go to the bathroom and I whispered to her "just pee in the lake, it's fine, but go in a little deeper." She went in the lake and turned to me to yell "MOM, IS THIS DEEP ENOUGH FOR ME TO PEE?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9084) - you deserved it (43112)

On 07/16/2009 at 3:04pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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...and everyone swam away

#1 - On 07/16/2009 at 7:27pm by twenty2182

See in context

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Does your kid call her mother 'daddy'?

#9 - On 07/16/2009 at 7:38pm by mash2

See in context

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